The perineum of steel.
Those poor male monkeys.
So only humans get boobs, eh? And those simpleton marmosets are wondering why we are the dominant species on the planet…
Once upon a time, on the train home from Wollongong, I spied a gentleman with a full sleeve of KISS tattoos. Of course, I did what any self-respecting, red-blooded KISS fan would do, and covertly took a photo while chewing on a Tim Tam and resolutely looking the other way
The Greedy Bastards: a tongue-in-cheek “supergroup” formed of members of Thin Lizzy and the Sex Pistols. Fucking hell, how this happened and the world didn’t suddenly jizz itself if beyond me
I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
— Demetri Martin
